My tail IS beautiful!!!

Today, no matter where I was, Mommy said my handle was in the way. This morning I was laying on her chest and swooshing my handle back and forth. Is it my fault her face was there? Later, she was on the computer and my tail was between her and the screen. She pushed it down, then it was between her fat fingers and the letters. She was making lunch (tuna sandwich & I got bites) and my tail got into that too. She washed my tail off and said it was just a bother today. Later, we were watching TV and my handle was question marked in front of the TV. She said my tail was cute but she really wanted to see the whole picture. I stretched my butt into the air as high as I could get it and she tossed a mousie at my butt. So, there I stood to prove a point. MY TAIL IS BEAUTIFULLER THAN THE TV PICTURE!!!! ~ 'Nae.